When the groundhog sees his shadow on Feb. 2 every year, its just an idiotic reminder of the 6 more weeks of winter to come. And yesterday was the summer version of Groundhog Day. Yup, 6 more weeks of sh*tty play from second base, because as we found out from the groundhog/ doctor that it'll be 6 weeks until the return of the Laser Show. 6 goddamn weeks of Bill Hall. Meanwhile, thinking it was cool to damage bones because Pedroia did it, Victor heads to the 360-hour DL as well with an ailing thumb. And the only good news about more playing time for Bill Hall and Tek is that you'll find some pretty sweet Fenway deals on Stub Hub.
Also, the Cheese returned from Colorado safely. While we weren't able to get on the tube with our stupid sign, rest assured we irritated the sh*t out of the Rockies fans in our section... all 4 of them.