Friday, June 4, 2010

Adrian Beltre is some sort of animal

Beltre = Animal. Let's review the facts:
  • Until recently the man didn't wear a cup while playing. He's a 3B where the ball comes at you at approximately a billion MPH, give or take a million, and he believed his pills were made of steel. He now wears a cup because he did in fact take one off the nuggets and found out he is not really made of steel.
  • He took out Ellsbury on a flyball while refusing to back down and then did the same to Hermida tonight. This might not be a good thing, but the point is you don't stop Adrian Beltre from getting to the ball.
  • His home run swing makes the guy drop to one knee he swings so friggin' hard. It's like some sort of explosion when the bat hits the ball and the blast zone has a 4 foot radius which then makes Beltre hit the deck. Catchers and umpires are luckily safe from this blast because they have all that padding on.
  • Oh yeah, and he's hitting the crap out of the ball so far this year.
Point proven. Beltre = Animal.

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