Big thanks to MS Paint which properly conveys our child-like drawing skills so well. And we apologize for their crude likeness to any Muppets or Where's Waldo characters.
Timmy Wakefield - The most stand-up Sox toon there is.
Eck-mouse - Eck is a mouse. It's the only logical explanation for Eck's fascination with Cheese. I have my own definition for the word 'logical'.
Orsillo-rhino - We had to assign an animal to D.O. as well. We went with a rhino. No idea why.
Kevin Youkilis - The Greek God of Stink.
Jason Bay - He's Canadian. yup. that's it. Go get me some maple syrup, Jason.
Josh Beckett - He's angry. alot. Remember kids, if you're angry too much, your face will stay that way.
Hideki Okajima - He's got his no-look Okie Dokie pitch. and we went all-out with the full body sketch to demonstrate it. 100% anatomically correct.
Clay Buchholz - Sort of looks like Beaker from the Muppets. or an ostrich. or both.
Don Orsillo - This drawing somehow even captures Don's wheezing laugh.
Daisuke Matsuzaka - Really this drawing should just be a white box, because he's not here. We don't know where he is. He's dead to us.
Fenway Frank - Captures everything we know and love about the mysterious meat from Yawkey Way.
JD Drew - Looks like a Far Side charater in that drawing. And really, JD Drew might as well be a Far Side character, because he sure as sh*t doesn't play like a $14-million baseball player.
Dennis Eckersley - The mascot of our website here at the Cheese. And aside from his amazing baseball vocabulary, we managed to portray him like some sort of Simpsons caveman. However, I think it captures the essence of his legendary moustache and feathered mullet.
Jacoby Ellsbury - We're from Boston. We like to use the word 'wicked' as often as possible. Even if its forced.
Matt Garza - Not a Sox player obviously, but he spits alot.
Heidi Watney - Yup, we shouldn't even try to draw hot women. way off.
Ice cream in a helmet - Remarkable work by Jonny. Don't tell me you don't want one right now. Ground Round, baby.
John Henry - kinda looks like Professor Frink from the Simpsons. Then again, neither of us can draw.
Jon Lester - An awesome dude.
Mike Lowell - He's only 35, but we made him look like an old fishing boat captain.
Jed Lowrie - We went the other way with Lowrie. Mainly because we know he's really 16.
Larry Lucchino - Grumpy old guy with alot of money. Thats all we know about Larry.
Nick Green - Yup. Nick Green.
David Ortiz - Even his cartoon version took steroids... as we drew him. And he didn't apologize for doing them.
Jonathan Papelbon - Making a spooky face.
Brad Penny - Had we actually drawn Brad (not MS Paint), he would have eaten the pencil and paper.
Pesky the Pole - Phenomenal work by Jonny. Only a matter of time before this becomes an actual mascot over at Fenway. It just rudely shouts "FOUL" to everybody on his left.
The Ted Williams dinger seat in the bleachers - I sat in it once. nothing special. I could totally hit a ball that far.
Rocco Baldelli - Go Italy!
John Smoltz - No more a Red Sock. He left town with a grumpy look on his face (probably because of his 8.00+ ERA), so we permanently captured it with this drawing. Grumpy old guy Smoltz.
Steve Garvey - my namesake. the former Dodger and Padre. 1974 NL MVP. and father of several illegitimate children. High five, Steve!
Theo Epstein - Theo just traded a couple of Sox toons for Tiny Toons and a toon to be named later.
Terry Francona - He refers to all the Sox toons as Toonies.
Red Sox Tickets - Oh yes, they talk alright.
Victor Martinez - Dude was meant to play here. And he will thereby inherit the name "Victah" here in Boston.
Wally the Green Monster - As equally as frightening in cartoon form as he is in human-size plush form.