Cowboy - He's got the look down, though we're not sure if he's in any condition to be wrangling cattle. But who knows, maybe he's a real life Curly, a la City Slickers.
Weight-Watchers model - Only catch is that you have to reverse the before and after pictures for the commercials.
Full time drinking buddy and pal to Tommy LaSorda - I have no idea what these two would talk about, but they'd be the ultimate odd couple. It would certainly make for a great reality TV show or movie. Think Swingers meets Grumpy Old Men.
Motivational speaker - C'mon, who wouldn't want tips from a guy who's added Alyssa Milano and Eliza Dushku as notches to his bedpost.