THANK YOU SIR MAY I HAVE ANOTHER

Not even a rousing game of "10 degrees of Bacon" can heal the wounds of last night. At least now we know how Junky Tazawa will be used for the rest of the season. A butt whooping loss like that can only anger the troops to the point of where tonight has the potential to be a spark for the rest of the series. It also has the potential for Youk to go barreling into the White Sox dugout and smack Ozzie Guillen right in his pie-hole for some of his comments. While there was nothing that crazy said last night, at least not on the Ozzie-Meter, there's always the chance he gives us something cool to write about. So for tonight, I say a taint handing to the pale Sox and some good Ozzie quotes about how he hates Wake's knuckler and his team is a bunch of fairies.

He's just waiting

Look, you know this guy can pitch and you now when he does he hands taints to his opponents like an electrified taint handing machine, aka Mecha-Beckett 2000. The last few times out, well I figure he's just saving some of that venomous mojo for October. Despite looking more like the Sox version of John Smoltz*, the boys still got the W at the end of the rainy night on a few key Sox defensive plays and White Sox defensive eff-ups. The White Sox play the game like little leaguers. It seems like they know if any of them make a mistake Ozzie is going to yell at them in the dugout, let a few f-bombs out in a post game interview regarding their sh*tty play and then bench the guy the next game. Although, a lot of the stuff Ozzie says is kind of funny.

* Smoltz so far with the Cards: 11 IP, 1 (one) earned run. With the Sox I don't think Smoltz went on a run of 11 pitches without giving up more than 1 run. I'm going to chalk it up to NL play because there is no way someone goes from sh*t show to hero like that.