Thursday, May 27, 2010

Hello 3rd Place. Sorry, Just Passing Through


That's right, wassup 3rd place? You feel so much better than that dirty, nasty 4th place that I've been fooling around with for the last month. All those round edges in your number, it's like you and I were meant to be... well meant to be for right now. I don't want to lie to you and start this new relationship off on the wrong foot so I'm going to tell you right now: There's someone else. She's called 2nd place. Oh yes. The number 2. Not quite as many curves as you, 3, but the combo of curves and straight lines, it's really what I'm looking for right now. I know, 2 is taken right now and that's cool. I think you and I can have fun for a bit. See a few movies, beat up on the Royals, A's and O's and maybe the Indians, then if we're still together then we'll kind of re-evaluate where we are and go from there. How's that sound 3?

Remind me to never explain to my children about dating. I have a feeling it won't go so well.

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Bosox Bikini Girl said...

Hey, 4th place!! I'm back! I really missed you. I feel so comfortable with you. This feels right. Sorry for leaving; you know I had to find out if 3rd place was a match. Yes, she was curvey, but she was just mediocre, and I felt she was pushing me away, trying to get me to hook up with that hooker number 2. I need someplace less threatening, someplace with less attention, someplace I can just relax. You know I hate to be in the limelight...4th place, we're meant for each other.

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