Youk puts his money where his facial hair is.

Or maybe his mouth where his money is? His hair where his mouth is? F*ck I don't know. What I do know is that Youk is letting all of us fine hard working men and women vote (for a buck) on the look of his facial hair come opening day. I guess there are only 3 or 4 options you can vote for, but I'd like to put a write in vote for "Evil Villain/Rollie Fingers/Handlebar mustache" if possible. He wouldn't even need mustache wax (yes they have it) for the handlebar, he could just use the ample supply of sweat that is constantly dripping off his gleaming bald dome to smooth that sucker into a 'stache that would make Eck cream in his pants. I'm also partial to the "box car" as featured above.