Understanding that his playing time will be cut significantly this season, Tek learned how to levitate things in the offseason, you know, to keep himself busy on the bench. A skill that will come in handy when Lackey is looking for a water jug to tip over.
Tim Wakefield praying. or practicing karate. or praying that he knew karate so that he can defend himself when Beckett finds the "kick me" note taped to his back.
GQ's 'Awkward Pose Against a Fence by a General Manager' Award goes to... Theo Epstein!
Realizing that he is once again alienating the Red Sox fan base, Daisuke Matsuzaka got a head start by jogging back to Japan.
The annual tradition of baseball players pretending they're dragsters.
After becoming a free agent, John Lackey realized that he may need to do a little extra to make himself more appealing to prospective teams. So he installed a bionic arm.
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