Hey Tommy(Yankees) I didn't hear no bell

Alright Philly, it's time to sack up and sound off like you have a pair left. Round up all your cheese steaks, your liberty bells, your horrible Southwest commercials that we were all exposed to for umpteen months and beat the bag out of the god damn Yankees tonight and show the world that last year wasn't a fluke against the friggin' D-Rays. We've seen miracles against these guys from NYC and there's no reason you can't bring the pain tonight. Look, you even have Rocky and his alcoholic brother in-law rooting you on. Think of all the alcoholics you'd be letting down if you lose. Think about it.