BRILLIANT!!!...?

Today Beckett and the rest of the Sox pitching staff were about as impressive as those douche bags in college that would plaster empty 30 rack boxes of Natty Lite all over their dorm rooms. Despite how stupid it is, someone found it cool and today those someones were the very same Philly fans that probably posed for those stupid Southwest commercial that WOULD RUN NON STOP last year. Remember, "cheese-steak, cheese-steak, liberty bell" . Of course you remember. So the fellas go 5-1 in 6 games against 2 of the best teams in baseball, personally I'm thinking that's a pretty good stretch and while I never look forward to an off day I think the players do. Tek can get some extra squats in to get those quads pumping, Youk can will his beard to grow another 2 inches in the next 48 hours and I'm pretty sure Bay still has some immigration papers he needs to work out before some anonymous source from NY makes a call to the Feds.