I think I broke my Kotsay

Karma. Mark Kotsay (wife featured here, here and here) going bridge twice in 2 games against his old team. I wish the Sox weren't his latest "old team". However last night was the Gavin Floyd show for most of the evening. I don't really see the karma in that, but the first example works much better.

I guess my whole "getting your ass kicked one night and bringing the pain the next" was just a little too much to ask. Speaking of two much to ask, Steve and I constantly berate JD Drew via emails, phone messages and primitive Mayan drawings (aka Sox Toons using MS paint) but I think it's time we move on to Ortiz. He had that week in August with a Papi-like 5 HRs and more RBIs than we could all count (13) but since then it's been back to the 09 version of Ortiz we all don't really know. This is the call-out. Senor Ortiz, it's time to step it up. I'm not asking for an 06 swat fest, I'm not even asking for some kind of amazing comeback to what we call "Papi-form", I'm just looking for getting that average up around the .240 mark and delivering a hit or two when needed. If our Drew lashings have taught us anything, THIS will work. Expect big things people.

Es Tu Papi?

May 15, 2009 -

Ortiz: "I'm sorry guys, I don't feel like talking right now. Just put down 'Papi stinks'..." Ortiz then under his breath mutters "and in 2003 I injected myself with steroids."
Reporter: What was that Papi?
Ortiz: Nothing. Never mind. Papi's fine.

Guys, you know that feeling when you get kicked about 6 inches below the belly button and you crumble over in pain because it feels like your balls are lodged up around your ribs and there's just that gross feeling you can't shake for hours? Girls it's probably similar to that feeling you had when you took that "special" guy out on a date as a favor and then he comes back and tells you he loves you and all you can do is say, "Jon, I like you too, but it's not going to happen." Well, I wish I felt more like that right now because with all this roid talk I'm just not phased anymore. Did I think someone on the WS teams did roids? Yes. Did I want that person to be the guy that carried us and always spoke out against the junk like a vigilante? No. Now we all get to wait for the mandatory apology speech and those always prove to be entertaining as hell.

Also, be sure to vote on who you think the Sox will get in a trade today, if anyone. If you think it's going to someone else say who in the comment section.