Showing posts with label Jeets. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jeets. Show all posts

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Even if the Yankees win at least we have this incriminating A-rod evidence

That picture more or less speaks for itself. For those of you reading this via braille (we broadcast in braille, right?) I'll explain the picture because I'm guessing there aren't really enough tiny little bumps on any piece of paper that can really describe what's going on. A-rod is not just in mid "grab-ass" he's more in the middle of something that would get most of the general population thrown in jail for an undisclosed length of time. That is an angry, angry ass grab right there. He's tearing one of Jeet's hambags rights off his waist and he's got a straight on kung-fu grip on that thing.

Hey Angels, wake the f*cking monkey up and open this thing back up tonight.

Friday, October 16, 2009

Just lose

It seems like it's been forever since baseball has mattered. This morning, it's f*cking snowing out. What the hell happened? I can guarantee, if the Sox were in the playoffs still I'd be thinking about golfing this weekend but instead I'm trying to wrap my head around the fact that it's mid October and there's god damn snow falling from the sky. However, I've heard a rumor that they are still playing the ALCS, NLCS and most likely the world series to boot, regardless of Boston participation. I have one request out of all this. Please, someone make the Yankees lose. In my thirst for anything baseball I've been forced to read blogs and listen to the radio and everyone keeps bringing up this Teixiera jerk and how it was a turning point for the Yanks and the downfall of the Sox. I wish him the worst. Over the years I've had my beef with nearly every Yankee for one reason or another, but this guy is starting to take the spot light away from A-rod, which is a tough thing to do. Both of them were supposedly "so close" to signing with the Sox and the Yankees somehow stole them both away and now this mega-Yankee team is what we have to put up with come October. It's starting to make me sick. For the sake of baseball and to keep the earth spinning, someone just beat the Yankees. I'll even take the boring-ass Phils to repeat and have to listen to that crap for another 5 months rather than seeing A-rod and Tex spooning with the trophy between them while Jeets is running around spraying his cologne on everyone. So, for my birthday (which may or may not be in July) all I really want is for the Yankees to not win the world series this year. Simple request from a simple man.