You see, you see, he's not a machine, he's a man!!

Danny Bard is only a man. Up until last night we all may have thought different. A few walks, a home run and a throwing error (that could have lead to even more runs) proved that Danny Boy isn't made of iron, just blood and guts and poop you like and I. Well, that's what is inside me at least. The Rays, who looked like they might flounder (fish joke) away earlier this season after last years amazing run, seem determined to stick (fish stick, fish joke?) around and spoil a perfectly good Tuesday night.

That's alright, tonight Penny is on the mound. Doesn't have the same ring as "Josh Beckett is examining his ear-necklace wondering where to put tonight's victims' ear." but it's what we have right now folks.