Thursday, August 5, 2010
Season = Over
Stop it. Wake up. It's over. It's not like I'm the only one thinking this sh*t. Youk is out for the season with a bum thumb. By my count there are 2 other position players on this team that haven't gone on the DL: Scoots and Drew. By my count there are 2 position players that I kind of hope wake up with their testicles super glued to their thighs: Scoots and Drew. If that dynamic duo being the only two NOT to get banged up this year isn't a sign that some greater power was acting against The Sox this year, then I don't know what is.
While I may not think this team is going to go anywhere past mid-late September, I do know what they need to do right now and that's go down in a greasy flaming ball of fire taking as many blood sucking AL East teams with them as they can. Yankees, (Devil) Rays, I'm looking at you. Watch your backs. All of yous.