Josh Beckett on the team when I turn 30?

30 is a big milestone and I'm pretty sure I'd like to ring in the day (July 5th, 2011 for those generous souls out there) with a kick ass starting rotation, and one those biggest kickers of the ass is one Joshua Patrick Beckett. If all things go the Sox way in the next few days he could be here for longer than that. Personally I'll take a heaping helping of Becks for as long as the Sox want to lock him up. So Josh, as a personal birthday wish to me in 2 years, I'd really appreciate if you sign now, stick around, kick some ass, maybe win another ring? How's that sound? Good, I'll put you down as a +1 for my 30th b-day party. Probably paint ball and golf. I'll try to arrange it when you guys are on a home stand. Thanks.