Fabio called up

The Sox called up Fabio today. Its a bit unclear to me how a former male model will help the Sox, but at this point, you take whatever you can get. I mean the guy is jacked, so maybe he's got a mean fastball. Plus, he can take a beating, as evidence by his face colliding with a bird on a roller coatser. Risky move, but lets face it, Atchison was kind of lousy...

...oh, Fabio CASTRO. nevermind.