- Mike Cameron - Put out a rap album. He already has the cover with this picture here if they just photo shop some "gold teef" on this grill. Maybe it can be called "Center field: It's where I roam". I guess that sounds more like a hard rock album, but Cams can make it work.
- Youk joins the WWE part time - The team uses Mondays a lot as travel days, so Youk can kind of moonlight as "Beardo" on Monday Night Raw and take on Hulk Hogan and Sgt Slaughter. Those guys still wrestle, right? Wow, a quick "Beardo" Google tells me that name is taken. Yet another golden idea spoiled by a homeless looking rocker.
- Heidi Watney reports from her bedroom - I'm sorry. That's uncalled for. I need some baseball, pronto.
Friday, February 19, 2010
This morning at spring training.
I have no clue how Spring Training is actually set up when it comes down to where the guys go at night to sleep but I'd like to think it's just like that scene in Major League where they all have to bunk up in a military style room on little single beds while Wake makes room for his golf clubs and at night Youk is snoring like a wild bore. Actually, I wish everything about this team was a little more like that fateful Indians team, or like "The Buzz" from Major League 2, or was that Major League 3? Regardless, this team needs some more character so here are a couple simple tips for some of the Sox guys to spice things up a bit.