I don't speak "freaky deeky"

Mike Myers must be one seriously confused son of a b*tch. By my account, which is just what I can think of off the top of my head, besides So I Married an Axe Murderer I can't think of a single movie where he's played an even remotely normal person. It's either Austin Powers and the dozen different people in that, or that Guru bomb or Waynes World or the voice of Shrek but never just Tom from accounting or anything like that. At night he must walk around his house just looking for an audience and perfecting his craft of being a crazy bastard. I almost feel bad for the guy. Then I look at his female co-stars in Austin Powers, figure he must sleep next to a huge pile of money (I assume if you got it, sleep next to it?) and I kind of don't feel bad for him anymore. Low class blog writers can become famous like that too, right? Damn.

After looking at that photo of Myers he kind of looks like Carrot Top. My apologies if you looked at that link. More sorry if you've made the mistake of Googling him before.