Pat the naughty Patriot

Things are going pretty well for the Patriots as of late. That 4th and 2 garbage, the taint-handing courtesy of the Saints and we all thought it came to a head with the loss to Miami last week. Nope. The other day, Pat the Patriot was arrested for being tied up in a prostitution ring in Rhode Island. The story will tell you that it was the guy inside the suit who was arrested, but I find it hard to believe that any working class American man looking for a little happy ending wouldn't be more inclined to go to the whore house with the Patriot mascot in charge of things, so this guy was just thinking a little faster than the Krafts on this one. Now if the Pats don't take advantage of this PR opportunity and suit up Pat the Patriot in a hat and cane on Sunday then I for one am done watching football for the rest of the year. Well that and the Pats are sucking something serious as of late.