Jobs I would do for a 4 year $60 Million deal:
- Official mayonnaise tester - Duties include testing every single jar of mayonnaise as it comes off the production line.
- Hugh Grant movie watcher - That's right. I'll watch, and give thorough reports on every Hugh Grant movie ever made. At least until I slit my throat with a broken DVD.
- Sewage inspector - Make sure all the sewage has its full amount of whatever it is that makes sewage.
- Play baseball for the Boston Red Sox.
What's my point? Why does there always have to be a point? My point is I like Back to the Future and chances are Jason Bay won't be back next year. That's my point.