V-Mart

Hello all. I'm Victor Martinez, star catcher for the Boston Red Sox and proud owner of the Vmart chain of discount department stores. Vmart is proud to offer you a wide-range of wonderful products. Among the many things you'll see at our stores...

- We sell only things that begin with the letter 'V', like: vans, vegetables, and vacuums
- Instead of TVs, we sell VVs. Same thing, twice the 'V'.
- Mondays are our 'blue light' specials. Everything costs 55 cents (5=roman numeral V)
- At our in-house butcher shop, you'll find nothing but delicious venison.
- We've got a travel agency, where you can book vacations to Venezuela (my homeland).
-We've got used Volkswagens and Volvos that go "Vvvvvvvrooom".
- Check out our wonderful mattress section and catch up on a few 'Vvv's'
-You like Elvis? We've got 'Viva Las Vegas' playing on a loop.
- All our employees wear V-necks, including Frank Viola.
- We've got valet parking!

If you need me, I'll be in the 'Horrible Jokes' department.

Respectfully Yours,
-Victor