Monday, September 14, 2009

Daily dose of d*uche

Alas, the football season is upon us. And while the Red Sox cross the T's and dot the lowercase J's on the wild card for the next couple weeks, we hope to be distracted by an endless stream of Patriot touchdowns. In just a few short hours the lights turn on at Gillette, and so begins the Brady show.... again... hopefully. I'm excited.

Anyways, on the topic of football, you may be familiar with Cris Collinsworth, announcer for NBC's Sunday Night football, and d*uchebag extraordinaire. Cris added to his d*uche resume this week when this incriminating You Tube video surfaced. Its a young Cris, during his playing days, describing his dating philosophies (you can spare yourself the 80's commercials by fast forwarding to the 42-second mark...)
"I'm not gonna deny it, I walk around with hundred dollar bills hanging out of my pocket...I like girls that aren't too bright because you can trick 'em a little bit...high school girls love me. Fourteen to eighteen, I'm a big star with them. As soon as they mature, after they turn 18 years old, they start to figure it out."
Nice work, Cris. Couldn't have said it better myself. Trick 'em. Cris Collinsworth: Master Magician.

(Also, is there any better medium to destroy reputations than YouTube? I mean they might as well buy the rights to


Jon said...

Douche supreme. Why do the guys that get the national spots have to always be such jerkasses?

BBG said...

'cause you love to hate them... :)