Claisuke

Ladies and gentleman, I'd like to introduce you to Claisuke. He is the genetic product of combining Clay Buchholz and Daisuke Matsuzaka. We thought we would take it upon ourselves to solve the debate on who the Sox will try to line up as their 3rd starter heading into the playoffs (insert playoff jinx disclaimer here). We brought their respective DNA samples (google image search) into our Educated Cheese labs (Microsoft Paint) and created a Clay-Dice hybrid. The result?... a naturally gifted athlete who frustrates everybody with walk after walk, but never lets a run score, has an abnormally long neck, and dates a 'Deal or No Deal' suitcase model.
Now that we've settled that, the Cheese Science Department will start on an outfielder slugger for next year.