"You sons of bitches ever played Youk tag?"
"Throwing helmets is one of the keys to victory in Youk tag."
"Boy, what's that pungent smell? Oh, its me."
"Youk! You're on fire! Stop, drop, and roll."
Terry Francona's bedtime tales about his playing career in Montreal successfully puts the umpire to sleep.
"Who stole my pack of Marlboro reds? "
"I'm done arguing with you two. In fact, I'm throwing my tongue away."
*Also, damn Mohegan Sun for bashing that Superfreak parody commercial into my head. Now it's in your head. you're welcome.