Gah!

Since the Red Sox season is over, I'm not talking about them until we get into mocking territory (probably a good 10 wins under .500).

Instead, we'll talk about fried chicken. I saw a commercial for the new KFC double chicken heart killer, which they dare to call a sandwich. Call me old-fashioned, but I thought a sandwich required bread to be involved. So Colonel Sanders, you're meaning to tell me you have to grab the fried chicken and the mysterious glue in the center that keeps it together? Hats off for being so daring, and making me gag even more than the Red Sox are capable of doing. Internet find of the day.