Ahhh sh*t

Daisuke's first inning is looking like some classic foot to ass action. The bad news is that The Yankees are playing the part of the foot. 5 runs right now (2 outs) and old Timmy Wake just started warming up in the old bullpen in the old first inning. Daisuke should only be allowed to pitch on nights when I don't have to work the next morning because even if I'm not having a single drop of liquor I still feel hungover after watching him throw.

Made it out of the first with no more pain. Whoop-dee-f*cking-do!!!