Of course if your mom looks like that, you should probably just refer her to this site and the handsomely challenged gentleman that goes by the name of "Jon". Honestly though, I think Jason Giambi is a horrible person and by him signing that girl's ta-tas, she becomes a horrible person by association. Doesn't Giambi just strike you as a (and excuse my Boston-ness) a wicked douche bag? He just looks slimy and I know steroids really aren't a big thing anymore, but he was one of the BIG guys back in the day... not to mention the 2 HRs he hit in 03 against the Sox in game 7 of the ALCS that I will never forgive him for.
After a quick Google, it appears that Giambi is still playing baseball. I know, I'm surprised too. He's a Rocky, or a Rockie rather. Well, you learn something every day.