Sunday, October 11, 2009

Re-Jinx

Daniel Bard sucks.
Josh Beckett sucks.
Clay Buchholz sucks.
Paul Byrd sucks.
Jon Lester sucks.
Daisuke Matsuzaka sucks.
Hideki Okajima sucks.
Jonathan Papelbon sucks.
Ramon Ramirez sucks.
Takashi Saito sucks.
Billy Wagner sucks.
Victor Martinez sucks.
Jason Varitek sucks.
Alex Gonzalez sucks.
Casey Kotchman sucks.
Mike Lowell sucks.
Jed Lowrie sucks.
Dustin Pedroia sucks.
Kevin Youkilis sucks.
Brian Anderson sucks.
Jason Bay sucks.
J.D. Drew sucks.
Jacoby Ellsbury sucks.
Joey Gathright sucks.
David Ortiz sucks.

Consider yourself reverse-jinxed, 2009 Boston Red Sox. Now go win one for the gipper. For the record, I'm the gipper.

1 comment:

BBG said...

that black cat sucks...