Ladies and gentlemen of the Cheese, I'm just a caveman. Your world confuses me. I see these Yankees and all the home runs this "Matsui" hits and I think to myself, "How does his club hit the ball so far but our own JD Drew's club can't even get the ball out of the infield." Whatever the club though, I do know that when Josh Beckett gives up 5 home runs in one game you're going to have a hell of a time winning that game.
Also, in the "what the fuggin hell?" section, Old Man Smoltz threw 5 innings of no run ball with 9 strikeouts. 7 of those in a row. I'd just like to thank Smoltz for bringing none of that magic with him to Boston. Thank you very much.