The Ode of Tim Wakefield

I am Tim Wakefield,

And I have knuckles of brass.

I am Tim Wakefield,

And if you're a Ray, I own your ass.

I am Tim Wakefield,

And I'm forty-two.

I am Tim Wakefield,

And if you're a deer, I own you too.

I am Tim Wakefield,

And I've been here 15 years strong.

I am Tim Wakefield,

And 2 rings later, this is where I belong.

I am Tim Wakefield

And I like to help the children.

I am Tim Wakefield,

And for our troops, just say where and when.

I am Tim Wakefield,

And I play the guitar.

I am Tim Wakefield,

And I'm a f*cking all-star.

Congrats Timmay.

(along with our 5 other friends.)